- El señor Miyagi, en vez de enseñarle karate a Daniel San, le hubiera "hecho el paro" por unos cuantos quetzales.
- Frodo habria talegueado a Sam (por ponerse tan maricon con el).
- En "gone in 60 seconds" se hubieran llevado los carros con todo y ocupantes, y en vez de tratarse de robos de autos, se hubiera tratado de secuestros rapidos.
- En la pelicula "The last Castle" hubieran decapitado a James Gandolfini (porque aca en guate parace que no tiene gracia tomar un carcel si no hay un decapitado)
- En "Marley y yo" el chucho lo hubieran comprado ala par de la iglesia de "las Charcas".
- "Dude where is my car" se hubiera titulado "me hueviaron el carro otra vez".
- En "speed" el bus hubiera sido una de esas camionetas que a duras penas caminan, nunca jamas hubiera llegado a la velocidad de 80KM/H
- En "Independence day" los extraterrestres tambien se hubieran ido en 4 dias (como no se iban a largar despues de tantos robos, secuestros y extorisones), y los ex-guerrilleros hubieran visto hecha realidad su fantasia de ver volar en mil pedazos el palacio nacional.
- En "Matrix" los agentes hubieran sido mareros.
- En "Braveheart" no se hubiera William Wallace, sino Tecun Uman.
- "Apocalypto" se hubiera tratado acerca de los imbeciles de los españoles que creian que la tierra era plana y estaba sobre cuatro elefantes.
- "El dia despues de mañana" hubiera sido un documental de como el "Mitch" nos dejo hechos huevo.
- En "Armagedon" hubieramos mandado 2 transboradores, uno lleno de mareros, y otro con diputados (para q fueran los primeros 0'tes en morirse).
- "Erin Brockovic" se hubiera titulado "Ninnet Montenegro".
- "Gasolina" emmmm esa si es chapina, y es una vil basura de pelicula.
- "Forrest Gump" hubiera sido de esa mara "cae mal" con una esposa MANDONA y hubiera alcanzado la presidencia.
miércoles, 22 de abril de 2009
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jajaja, que cague de risa la del se~nor miyagi, jajaja. No he visto la de "Gasolina", aunque aun tengo ganas de verla [haber si respaldo tu comentario XD]. Por cierto, lastima que no se puede hacer realidad la de armagedon :@
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